hee hee hanney showed me this website that has tonnes of funny jokes!! they are funny, witty and full of sexual connotations.. HAHA..
AND FOR GIRLS OUT THERE THAT HATES THEIR BF BEING STUCK ON THE COM....here's a joke:
-----"HIGH TECH CONVERSATION"-------
Husband: Hi Dear, I am logged in.
Wife: Would you like to have some snacks?
Husband: Hard disk full.
Wife: Have you brought the stuff which i asked for?
Husband: Bad command or file name.
Wife: But I told you about it in the morning!
Husband: Syntax error, abort, retry, cancel.
Wife: Oh my God! Forget it, where’s your salary?
Husband: File in use, read only. try after some time.
Wife: At least give me your credit card, I can do some shopping.
Husband: Sharing violation, access denied.
Wife: I made a mistake in marrying you!
Husband: Data type mismatch.
Wife: You are useless!
Husband: By default.
Wife: Who was there with you in the car this morning?
Husband: System unstable. Press ctrl, alt, del to reboot.
Wife: What is my value in your life?
Husband: Unknown virus detected.
Wife: Do you love me or your computer?!
Husband: Too many parameters.
Wife: I will go to my dad’s house!
Husband: Program performed illegal operation, it will close.
Wife: I will leave you forever!
Husband: Close all programs and log out for another user.
Wife: It’s worthless talking to you!
Husband: Shut down the computer.
Wife: I am going!!!
Husband: It is now safe to turn off your computer.
taken from: http://jokediary.com/2010/03/page/2
Each agent, wittingly or unwittingly, is a producer and reproducer of meaning... it is because subjects do not know what they are doing that what they do has more meaning than they know. --- Bourdieu---
Friday, April 23, 2010
Wednesday, April 21, 2010
EXAMS ARE FINALLY OVER FOR ME!
phew!so glad that the exams are over. sleeping at 5am every day is no joke. it kills.and gives me pimples, dry skin, and constipation. i think my intestines need a great sleep..
I have tonnes of things to do~~ lots of plans!!!
1. Finish clearing my room, the other room, and the ret of the house. Can't wait to have my own room. after 21 years of sharing a room with my bro. muahaha... he's feeling sad about it though.. kind of like a siamese twin being seperated from the other twin. cuz we have basically been sleeping beside each other since the day he was born, seriously. when he was an annoying whiny baby, to a naughty toddler, to a young boy and now, a teen. gah. He's looking sad now as I type. We are in phase 1 of the clearance.
2. Sleep by 12am everynight. HAHA! Im gooing to die very soon at this rate, not that dying is a bad thing, but I don't want to die from cancer and heart-related diseases.
3. Shop, shop, shop. For mel's present, a nice big mirror for my new room, and more food for the kitties. I need to abstain from clothes or shoes.. my bank account is singing a rendition of Leona Lewis: 'bleeding money'.
4. Sleep some more.
hanney coming over to see the kitties tmr! excited :DDDD hehehee
I have tonnes of things to do~~ lots of plans!!!
1. Finish clearing my room, the other room, and the ret of the house. Can't wait to have my own room. after 21 years of sharing a room with my bro. muahaha... he's feeling sad about it though.. kind of like a siamese twin being seperated from the other twin. cuz we have basically been sleeping beside each other since the day he was born, seriously. when he was an annoying whiny baby, to a naughty toddler, to a young boy and now, a teen. gah. He's looking sad now as I type. We are in phase 1 of the clearance.
2. Sleep by 12am everynight. HAHA! Im gooing to die very soon at this rate, not that dying is a bad thing, but I don't want to die from cancer and heart-related diseases.
3. Shop, shop, shop. For mel's present, a nice big mirror for my new room, and more food for the kitties. I need to abstain from clothes or shoes.. my bank account is singing a rendition of Leona Lewis: 'bleeding money'.
4. Sleep some more.
hanney coming over to see the kitties tmr! excited :DDDD hehehee
Wednesday, April 14, 2010
Thursday, April 8, 2010
Sad.
Im so sad... was cleaning gigi's cage and playing with her when I saw a white spot inside her right iris..
Gigi has cataract. :(
Most websites say its not a big deal for hamsters as they have poor eyesight to begin with, but I feel so sad for her. I think it will be a matter of weeks before her entire right eye turns white. She is about 1 year 4 months. and usually her breed has a lifespan of 1 yr 6 months to 2 years . :'(
heartache.
Gigi has cataract. :(
Most websites say its not a big deal for hamsters as they have poor eyesight to begin with, but I feel so sad for her. I think it will be a matter of weeks before her entire right eye turns white. She is about 1 year 4 months. and usually her breed has a lifespan of 1 yr 6 months to 2 years . :'(
heartache.
Monday, April 5, 2010
meow~
Say hi to the newcomers: Girl Girl and Boy Boy!!!
Heh.. gonna look after them for the next month until they are old enough to be adopted. They are only 3 weeks old.. super small. they are the size of my palm -.- hoho.. And they are extremely cute!!! A pair of siblings..
They will be staying at RuiX's house, together with our cat scratchy. Scratchy's growing up fast!! He's 2 months old now.. And super active. He knocks over vases, cups and he leaps and runs like a cheetah. We have a born athlete sia...
Been a rough first day getting the newcomers to adjust.. Scratchy keeps smelling their asses and chasing their tails -.- and those 2 kittens are helpless. Though the girl is super plucky; she fights back. whoo hoo~ u go gal!!
Meal time is chaos.. the minute scratchy hears the spoon tinkling, he sprints and appears on the table within 3 seconds -.- Then the other 2 will be meowing non-stop and the girl will push away whoever gets in the way of her food.. even scratchy who is 5 times her size. survival of the fittest!!! RuiX is super generous when it comes to food.. We have THREE different types of food specially for them:
1. Tuna, Eggs and Milk
2. Gourmet turkey and chicken with extracts of vegetables
3. Formulated kitten food. Not sure of its contents.
And scratchy gets a weekly can of wet food, such as chicken in gravy or tuna. And they smell so yummy, its almost like human food ( terikayi chicken or tuna spread)
Anybody wants to adopt girl girl and boy boy? They will be rady for adoption in a month's time, after they are vaccinated. Gonna miss them though :(
Heh.. gonna look after them for the next month until they are old enough to be adopted. They are only 3 weeks old.. super small. they are the size of my palm -.- hoho.. And they are extremely cute!!! A pair of siblings..
They will be staying at RuiX's house, together with our cat scratchy. Scratchy's growing up fast!! He's 2 months old now.. And super active. He knocks over vases, cups and he leaps and runs like a cheetah. We have a born athlete sia...
Been a rough first day getting the newcomers to adjust.. Scratchy keeps smelling their asses and chasing their tails -.- and those 2 kittens are helpless. Though the girl is super plucky; she fights back. whoo hoo~ u go gal!!
Meal time is chaos.. the minute scratchy hears the spoon tinkling, he sprints and appears on the table within 3 seconds -.- Then the other 2 will be meowing non-stop and the girl will push away whoever gets in the way of her food.. even scratchy who is 5 times her size. survival of the fittest!!! RuiX is super generous when it comes to food.. We have THREE different types of food specially for them:
1. Tuna, Eggs and Milk
2. Gourmet turkey and chicken with extracts of vegetables
3. Formulated kitten food. Not sure of its contents.
And scratchy gets a weekly can of wet food, such as chicken in gravy or tuna. And they smell so yummy, its almost like human food ( terikayi chicken or tuna spread)
Anybody wants to adopt girl girl and boy boy? They will be rady for adoption in a month's time, after they are vaccinated. Gonna miss them though :(
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