Welcome to another episode on my crazy father.
1. He is the world's greatest hoarder. As you guys know, my house is nothing short of a warehouse with all the clutters and boxes stewn everywhere. I have an inordinate number of appliances in my house: 5 phones in the house, 7 fans,1 desktop and about 8 laptops in a 5-room flat with 4 occupants. My dad alone owns about 5 or 6laptops which he alternates ( for fuck? I dunno) and 2 handphones that he use IN A DAY.
Each of the rooms in the house has a fan, and I even have a spare fan in my storeroom, but that crazy person bought another one more, because he said it is cheap. So I have 8 fans now in the house ( 2 are spare fans lying around) when every room is already air-conditioned.
I have a huge-ass flatscreen TV in the living room together with a DVD player, but he bought another DVD player on friday, saying that its cheap. The next day ( Sat), he bought yet another DVD player because he say its on sale. So, together with the other DVD player in my parent's room, I have a grand total of 4 DVD players, when I only have 2 flatscreens at home.
2. He was watching TV, and i was going to cook instant mee. I asked him if he want maggi mee, if he eat dinner already, then he say "don't need, i ate already." Then, my brother smsed me and asked if need to buy anything for that crazy man since my bro is on his way home. I said, no need, he ate already. After a while, my brother called home, my dad picked up and hollered into the phone, "When are you going to buy me my dinner?" me, standing nearby, said, ' but you say you ate already, why are you asking nick to buy dinner?'. AND HE SAID, ' I WHERE GOT SAY THAT. YOU ANYHOW SAY. YOU ANYHOW IMAGINE THINGS, SINCE WHEN I SAY I EAT DINNER?' ( in a super loud, accusing tone )
3. ( And this one really irks me) My bro and I are watching harry potter in my parent's room because that crazy man was watching his TV show ( that stupid taiwanese drama- Ai) on the big-ass tv in the living room. In the middle of an exciting part of harry potter, he came into the room and say his show ended already,and he want us to go outside to continue watching our harry potter. I say, ' ok, wait until the adertisment break then we go outside'. that crazy fool got very angry then say " WHAT KIND OF STUPID REASONING IS THAT? ASK YOU GO OUT NOW TO WATCH, WHY MUST WAIT UNTIL ADVERTISEMENT BREAK." And then later on during Part 2 of Harry potter & the order of the phonenix on Ch 5 ( now in the living room), he say, " I want to watch my show, you all go inside the room to watch." As usual, he did this when we were right smack in the middle of the exciting part. He cannot wait for the advertisement break.
