Cold. Cold. Cold.

Geez. I guess Rx has broadcast to the whole world what I am up to lately..

Yup, Being an intern. I won't mention which company, the jobs I do, how I spend my time, and what's the pay, people, etc. Dun wanna breach the confidentiality/privacy stuff... zzzz. Sounds all hush-hush yea? Hahaha but sadly, im not interning for James Bond, Tom cruise or Iron man. Would love to, though.

All I can say is that, its really cold in the office. Its so cold, I actually use my shawl to wrap around my HEAD and shoulders to keep my ears and arms warm. I seriously look like a Muslim woman with a headress. Plus, my shawl is the same God-damn awful shade of brown a Tibetan monk wears on his body.

I look like some sad, shivering lump of flesh with brown outer covering.

Not that it matters much inside here anyway, cuz the office is practically empty. I only have the company of the secretary, a potted plant, and a mini water-fountain that makes the only noise in the office. With no msn, nor the ability to play music freely, my new friend is that withered plant sitting behind me. I wonder how Mr.Plant feels...

Ahhh... my new cupboard is finally arriving tmr, can't wait!! After rounds of bickering and negotiating with my dad ( who still thinks that investing anything above $200 for a cupboard is sooooo not worth it, even for his CHILDREN) i finally get my own cupboard. Gonna stash away all my figurines and books and stuffed toys. heh, will be able to have a room-warming soon, i hope.

Intern => What a Dread!

I'm the intern woot woot!
You're the sucker boo boo!
I'm gonna call you for an interview,
and the ball is in your courtview.
I donno what the heck this is..
I just made it all up now..

This lame poem is dedicated to THE INTERN => Daphne (Wah Lau) Siew Hui

PS:from a squid =D

its been a while!

havent been updating this blog for a reallly long time. shows how busy i am enjoying myself after exams.

ha.ha.ha. nope, i wasn't enjoying it THAT much.

Been stuck clearing my damn messy house. The corridors are now clogged worse than the long kang, and every square inch of my granite floor is covered with dust. And there is STILL rubbish lying around everywhere. Well, not my rubbish anyway, I successfully shifted every damn shit out of the other room in my house, so that my bro can shift his bed in. So,everything that is lying around my balcony, living room and dining room belongs to my dad. Who claims he is farrr tooo busyyy to clear his junk.

For fuck's sake, why the hell do you need to keep the application form to NUS when u have already been accepted, and graduated from there like 20 bloody years ago??? And all the little notebooks with some writings here and there. For what???? each palm- sized notebook with like, just 5 pages of scribbles?? Looking at those notebooks just make my blood boil. Hello, this is not the royal library in the Ming or Han Dynasty. There is such thing as a THUMBDRIVE. all the crap piles of paper everywhere!!!! ARGH...

and oh yeah, did i mention he has CONTAINERS of thunbdrives, hard disks, and floppy disk? FLOOPY DISK OMG. OMG. what century are we in already???? for fuck can u read something that is in a floppy disk today???? ARGH...sickening. sickening.

Anyway, i finally got my own room, yay. cant stand untidiness and junk and useless stuff lying around. My motto: If it serves no purpose ( be it sentimental or practical reasons), dump it.

Argh....... ok gotta let my blood pressure return to normal. Been so agitated and pissed off the past few days. Not only is the packing of stuff infuriating, some shithole people i meet are so damn irritating. Like the stupid bus driver. I tapped my card so slowly for him to see and he can still call me back and ask me to tap again. despite me saying TWICE that i have alr tapped. So, i tapped, and when the reader said "Entry Ok', i gave him that 'fuck off' look. shit him. i hope he gets banged down by a bus soon. And i fucking cant stand people that cut queue. especially when it comes to buying food. its not like we are living in some African country where food is scarce, where we need to snatch and compete for food. CUT MY QUEUE FOR WHAT?????? The next time i see someone who cut my queue, im just going to blow my mind. shitless, rude people. You can eat and gorge all you want in hell.

At least i get to do some shopping. Went to orchard for spa with RX using the Passioncard treats and bought some clothes that were on sale. Singapore is having sales everyday. It just makes me wonder if the sale price really means sales not. And the food in ion orchard is so darn expensive.. I walked the basement for about 2 rounds just to settle on a cup of barley. -.-

I wanna rob the bank, or plant a money growing tree. I am so in need of cash. bombed a lot a lot, and i havent start my intern yet.. dammit.

Rx is staying over at my newly revamped room! together with scratchy and pinky. Scratchy's our cat, say hi:


And pinky's the little girl who is going back to the SPCA.


Been a long journey taking care of her. Gonna be sad having to bring her back to the spca and put up for adoption. Contemplated adopting her but I think me and RX are not ready to have another baby in the family yet. We are too broke to foster another kid :(

Im so exhausted. And sick of clearing!!!!! urgh.


playing tai di with a nice opponent.

funny jokes!

hee hee hanney showed me this website that has tonnes of funny jokes!! they are funny, witty and full of sexual connotations.. HAHA..

AND FOR GIRLS OUT THERE THAT HATES THEIR BF BEING STUCK ON THE COM....here's a joke:

-----"HIGH TECH CONVERSATION"-------

Husband: Hi Dear, I am logged in.

Wife: Would you like to have some snacks?
Husband: Hard disk full.

Wife: Have you brought the stuff which i asked for?
Husband: Bad command or file name.

Wife: But I told you about it in the morning!
Husband: Syntax error, abort, retry, cancel.

Wife: Oh my God! Forget it, where’s your salary?
Husband: File in use, read only. try after some time.

Wife: At least give me your credit card, I can do some shopping.
Husband: Sharing violation, access denied.

Wife: I made a mistake in marrying you!
Husband: Data type mismatch.

Wife: You are useless!
Husband: By default.

Wife: Who was there with you in the car this morning?
Husband: System unstable. Press ctrl, alt, del to reboot.

Wife: What is my value in your life?
Husband: Unknown virus detected.

Wife: Do you love me or your computer?!
Husband: Too many parameters.

Wife: I will go to my dad’s house!
Husband: Program performed illegal operation, it will close.

Wife: I will leave you forever!
Husband: Close all programs and log out for another user.

Wife: It’s worthless talking to you!
Husband: Shut down the computer.

Wife: I am going!!!
Husband: It is now safe to turn off your computer.

taken from: http://jokediary.com/2010/03/page/2