F- Up

Welcome to another episode on my crazy father.

1. He is the world's greatest hoarder. As you guys know, my house is nothing short of a warehouse with all the clutters and boxes stewn everywhere. I have an inordinate number of appliances in my house: 5 phones in the house, 7 fans,1 desktop and about 8 laptops in a 5-room flat with 4 occupants. My dad alone owns about 5 or 6laptops which he alternates ( for fuck? I dunno) and 2 handphones that he use IN A DAY.

Each of the rooms in the house has a fan, and I even have a spare fan in my storeroom, but that crazy person bought another one more, because he said it is cheap. So I have 8 fans now in the house ( 2 are spare fans lying around) when every room is already air-conditioned.

I have a huge-ass flatscreen TV in the living room together with a DVD player, but he bought another DVD player on friday, saying that its cheap. The next day ( Sat), he bought yet another DVD player because he say its on sale. So, together with the other DVD player in my parent's room, I have a grand total of 4 DVD players, when I only have 2 flatscreens at home.

2. He was watching TV, and i was going to cook instant mee. I asked him if he want maggi mee, if he eat dinner already, then he say "don't need, i ate already." Then, my brother smsed me and asked if need to buy anything for that crazy man since my bro is on his way home. I said, no need, he ate already. After a while, my brother called home, my dad picked up and hollered into the phone, "When are you going to buy me my dinner?" me, standing nearby, said, ' but you say you ate already, why are you asking nick to buy dinner?'. AND HE SAID, ' I WHERE GOT SAY THAT. YOU ANYHOW SAY. YOU ANYHOW IMAGINE THINGS, SINCE WHEN I SAY I EAT DINNER?' ( in a super loud, accusing tone )


3. ( And this one really irks me) My bro and I are watching harry potter in my parent's room because that crazy man was watching his TV show ( that stupid taiwanese drama- Ai) on the big-ass tv in the living room. In the middle of an exciting part of harry potter, he came into the room and say his show ended already,and he want us to go outside to continue watching our harry potter. I say, ' ok, wait until the adertisment break then we go outside'. that crazy fool got very angry then say " WHAT KIND OF STUPID REASONING IS THAT? ASK YOU GO OUT NOW TO WATCH, WHY MUST WAIT UNTIL ADVERTISEMENT BREAK." And then later on during Part 2 of Harry potter & the order of the phonenix on Ch 5 ( now in the living room), he say, " I want to watch my show, you all go inside the room to watch." As usual, he did this when we were right smack in the middle of the exciting part. He cannot wait for the advertisement break.

Stuffed pigs.

Yay I had something fun this week. Eating buffet!!!

Daddy got a voucher for a complimentary dinner for 2 at a range of hotels.. and I chose The Buffet @ M Hotel :D




Me, RX and my bro went for the steamboat dinner and we gorged ourselves silly. Sat there for almost 3 hours ( we watched the world go by, literally, as 4 or 5 families who came after us left 1 by 1) eating and eating and eating and eating.

RX and my lil' bro eat not plates, but a tray-full worth of chilli crabs. And lots of drunken prawns. I attacked the scallops and other shellfish hehehehe..

Dessert was YUMMY!!! the durian puree was super good. It tasted like durian ice-cream, except that its 100% durian, no milk or cream or anything. Pure durian made into a chilled puree.. *salivates*

We slept on the way back in the train, and you should have seen our stomachs. RX looked like he was 5 months pregnant.

Ahhhh. Back to work :S

Natural drugs

A cheap ( its free!) way to get high is to not sleep, and let your body or heart whatever hyperventilate.

That out-of-breath, light-headed feeling and rapid pulses feel as though I have downed gallons of vodka to a lessser extent.

No wonder it's becoming an addiction. Oh dear.

Mama says im going to have breast cancer soon, and i am going to be a fat girl if i stay up late nights :(

Its 5am. I should go sleep >.< sigh.

Peeves

Rx's friend called me dolphin.

Its has been ages since pple called me that name. The last time I was called dolphin was in Primary 2, cuz the cheena teacher cannot pronounce my name.

I rememebr my friends calling me weird things, like daphine, jasmine, daisy, daphany,daphone.

Im ok with daffy, cuz its my nickname, but i get pet peeves with people mispronouncing my name as DA-PHA-NY. zzz. Dolphin is bad too. I don't see myself as some aquatic creature who jumps through hula hoops, thanks.

Since this post is about stuff that piss me offfff, the biggest thing that pissed me off is my dad.

As you girls should now, my dad is one big,fat weirdo.

The other night after school, I wanted to watch TV. For those of you who know me, you know I almost NEVER watch TV. But, my dad, who was watching the Tv program just before the show i want to watch, switched off the TV and told me not to watch, because the TV is overheated.

HELLO??!!!! HE HAS BEEN WATCHING TV SINCE 7PM+, AND THE TV NEVER OVERHEAT UNTIL NOW AH? JUST BEFORE MY SHOW?

BETTER STILL, THAT OLD FAG WATCHED TV EVERYDAY OF THE WEEK, ABOUT 3-5 HOURS EACH BLOODY DAY.

and guess what, when i told that to him, he got angry and say, "you see all the burnt marks on the tv? that's from over-watching!So you shouldnt watch!"

Apparently on my plasma tv, there are some 'burnt marks', which obviously is caused by his excessive watching but he says its because of me watching tv. ha ha ha.

OLD FAG: 30 HOURS+ A WEEK ON TV.
ME: LESS THAN 3 HOURS A WEEK ON TV.

Then, he went to bed after switching off the tv. after 10 mins, he woke up, walked to the living room and checked that I didn;t on the tv. I was feeding gigi, and then he say, " you feed her for what? you got skin disease still feed her?"

Wow. Now i have skin disease. Since when was I diagnosed with skin disease?

retarded old fag.