Memoirs of Bintan =D

Day 1......
hoola hoola.. to tanah merah ferry terminal we go!! Little miss ducky dragging her big bags to woodlands bus interchange to meet yi fang. The huge Alice backpack i was carrying whacked the face of a sec sch boy in the lift when i twirled around.HAAH..After checking in we boarded the ferry and cam whored while waiting for the ferry to set off. Me and Han got soooo lame and we made so much noise on the ferry that Im frankly surprised no one came to tell us to shut up. LOL.. Poor ah fang got sea sick and had to curl into a ball.. when we reached the customs at Indonesia the man at the counter was sooo -.- He asked each of us lame questions and so, naturally we gave him lame answers in return. He asked where I am going and I was stunned for a moment. So I replied, " Er... Im going Indonesia, Bintan...? (well heck, I AM ALREADY on your island dude,)" and then he stared at me for a while like i was sprouting rubbish then i said, 'er... Nirwana Beach club...?" -.- LOL.. Then we went on the bus and got to the resort and the place was SOOO EMPTY!! hehehe... We spent the first day checking out the place, changing into our bikinis and jumping into the pool at Nirwana Resort Hotel. The poool was AWESOME!! Its looked as though its overflowing to the sea and we had fun lazing in the water till dinner time. There was a cute little Japanese boy and he was playing with a giant yellow seal float.And because it was too high for him to get up on it, Han wanted to try getting on top of it. LOL.. her 1st attempt failed, so she flipped and fell into the water. And our feisty han didin't give up, she went for it again and SPLASHED!!! she FLIPPED 180 degrees into the water again. HAHAHAHA... the boy's dad was laughing along with the rest of us.. Han's hair was plastered to her forehead when she surfaced and I laughed even more. HAHAHAHA...Dinner was at a posh-looking Thai restaurant al fresco style and we girls gossiped and bitched about stuff over dinner. hehs..
the pool that looks like it overflows to the sea

the beach!


Come nightfall was where all the screaming and shrieking started. Cuz while Han was bathing, a darn cockroach crawled on the floor near the door. So, she came out from the bathroom stark naked and told me good luck with the cockroach since I was the next to bathe. Brrr... I HATE COCKROACHES..And so i went in, stripped and glared at the cockroach for a while hoping it will go away but that stupiddd thing didn;t and when i was done bathing, that THING crawled up the door frame and thats when i HAD it. I wanted to kill it but Han said we must be merciful ( ?!!!??) so she tried to catch the cockoach and fluch it down the toilet bowl instead. AND guess what??? she used the toilet paper to try and catch the cockroach but its looks like she's carassing the cockroach form my view cuz she's so gentle with it! And as I yelled and shrieked the cockroach happily crawled all the way up to the top of the door frame and when I went , "HANNEYY!!! Its at the top already!!!!!!!!!!" She finally used a little bit more force and TADA! the cockroach dropped and fell on her. HAHAHAHAHA.. Both of us jumped onto the bed and screamed like crazy and then Veron and Fang knocked on our door. LOL they must be wondering what the hell is going on cuz their room is just next door. So, after letting them in,Han and I went back to catching the DARN F***ER and han used a cup to catch it. The problem is, she used the toilet paper to cover the top of the cup and the cockroach ran to the toilet paper. HAHA so essentially, there was only the thin paper seperating the cockrach from her hand. HAHAHA... poor hanney keep chanting "oh My God Oh My God" while I opened the door and then she fled outside to the grass patch and threw the cockroach out. The 3 of us in the room could hear her screaming in her high pitched- voice as she flung the thing out.. HAHAHA... then all of us played poker and the loser was made to drink. Earlier on at the ferry terminal we bought 12 cans of heinekin and han brought along a bottle of white wine from home. We switiched to playing Indian Poker and Yi fang kept losing, so she drank almost half thge can herself. LOL.. and she kept BURPPPING really loudly due to the gas, sending us into laughing spamsms each time she BURRRPPED.. hehehe.. the 4 of us went over to Veron's room to sleep after that. So cozy...4 girlies squished into 2 beds joined together. Han was pulling our blanket the whiole night so I end up curling very verrrrry close to her to try and get some of the warth from the blanket. LOL..

say HI to our babes!!

our maggi mee and heineken



Day 2......

Breakfast was a la carte and the 3 girls ordered a LOT of eggs. Cuz the order sheet didnt give proper instructions, Yi fang alone ordered like, 5 eggs?! Ham, Mushroom , Cheese, Mixed and some other ingredient. LOL... After the less than egg-cellent breakky, we spent the rest of the day basking in the sun. All of us except Han went to the beach and slept on the sand with the waves lapping against our thighs. It was so relaxing.. the sand, the sun, the seaaaa... ahhhh.... and bless us, we were there sun-tanning at 12 pm, when the sun was directly above us. HAHA.. All of us went to the pool bar around 3pm and had finger food! Soaked damm long in the water till our skin wrinkled like raisins but it was fun nonetheless =D I think we spent about 6 hours in the sea and the poool in total.. what a life.. SHIOK!!!

one of my favourites..hanney under the umbrella cuz she dun wanna be tanned.. but the sun found its way to her skin anyway.. HAHAHAH

me and my girls! whoo!

the pool bar!


We went for massage after that and Veron and Han stayed at Nirwana resort hotel for their head, neck and shoulder massage while me and Yi fang went to Mayang Sari's Keraton spa for a energizing massage. And the service there was FABULOUS!!! we were waiting for the 'car' to come pick us up as the lady at the reception said it would and I was expecting some cart or something to come fetch us. when a Honda Sedan pulled up at the driveway, I grabbed fang's arm and whispered, "that honda can'tbe for us righttt????" and then the lady came and said it was for us. HAHAHA... We squealed in surprise and climbed in and before long we reached the spa resort. the place wasso beautiful! they decorated the entrance with REAL flowers everywhere and the room which we were given was GORGEOUS!! I was so sua ku though.. the massuer told me to put my bag on the table and I actually opened this oven-heater thingy cuz I thought it was the safe. -.- the minute the 2 masseurs left us to change into the sarong, me and fang turned and whipped out our cameras and started snapping away. LOL..The massage was relaxing...~~ me and fang fell asleep cuz it was so soothing!

Yi fang taking pic of me at the entrance of the spa resort


Dinner was at the Kelong. For the first time in 7 years, we girls had Chinese food together! LOL..There was a fabulous spread of assam sotong, stir-fried chicken, drunken prawns, mapo tofu and sambal kangkong. Dessert was honey dew sago :D With so much good food and heineken and maggi mee for supper at night, it was no wonder I was 3 kg heavier when i weighed myself last night. :( buuuuh... After dinner we walked out the kelong to the bar and saw a sky full of stars! Fang complained that it wasn't nice enought though..felt the sky at Cambodia was nicer. HAHA... and halfway through, the shuttle buc came and we RAN from the kelong from the sea all the way to the bus. HAHA... the waiters were staring at us 4 girls as we zoomed past in our flip flops flinging our arms and shouting 'wait! wait!' We manage to caytch it in time phew!! I think we were all shaggged out after a long day and we slept at 12 am plus. Han and I did some obscene poses on the bed for our candid camera shots.. HAHAHA...
me and Han at the kelong

remake of the rape scene from Irreversible.. HAHA


Ahhh... and the lst day was just packing up and doing some souvenir shopping. I think im gonna miss bintan a lot.. eapecially when I have to start doing CIP work. Bleagh...
me at the beach on our last day

the lesbian version of titanic XXX

say bye to our hut :(