Friday, May 22, 2009

quack =(

GAH. Im feeling so sian. Sitting at home with nothing to do.Well, actually there's tonnes to be done but i don't feel like moving an inch to fold the clothes, clear the cabinet, pack Nick's stuff, etc etc. Maybe it has something to do with the horrible stomach congestion I suffered yesterday. My stomach is akin to a temperamental old hag, always fussing up and bringing on shittttt. Sigh, so after a painful dinner and an even painer walk back to xiang's house, I collapsed and curled into a ball on the bed. The pain was sooo damnnnn bloody intense that I could hardly breathe. Every breath I took made my diaphgram move and press on that bag containing the day's worth of food ( though it is ONLY beef lasagne I could taste from the burps, ewww) and the PAIN!good grief, it shoots up and then spreads throughout my whole back. And im still wondering why the hell my back aches when i have such stomach problems. Sigh... Anyway , after a few minutes, which really do feel like an eternity for me, cold sweat broke out in tiny droplets on my forehead. I was lying there like some woman in labour and xiang gave me a look of pity. " Nini, still very pain ah?" I could hardly manage an audible reply cuz first, my airway seems to go on strike and second, using any strength to make out a few words is like the intensity of doing 50 crunches under a minute. So xiang lay down beside and just held my hand while I tried to take my mind off the pain by focusing on the bird-like thingy on his liverpool frame. The pain presses on for the next few excruciating minutes and then xiang turn and asked me if he could lie on my stomach. I was like, croaking "are u trying...to... kill... me...???!!!" then i thought i heard him say yes and the next thing i know, he was lying on top of my stomach.

The weirdest sensation happened,because i can literally feel all the wind being pressed out of my stomach and strangely enough, I felt better almost instantaneously. After xiang lie on me long enough to make me say 'oww", I sat up and coughed, and coughed, and then... I went to the toilet and puked. The feeling sucks.. its like some cosmic force pulling the food upwards from my stomach and all the half-chewed and undigested food cam sliding out of my mouth and into the sink. It was not a pretty sight, and xiang had the misfortune of seeing me puke. Ackk.. The disgusting part was having to mop up the mess before it chokes the sink and after xiang handed me kitchen towels, the orangy gloop was dripping from the edges of the paper as I tried to scoop everything up. EWW EWW EWWWWWWWWWWWW.

I think that is probably the most disgusting thing a guy everrrr have to see coming out from his girl. Not nose dirt or burps or farts or bad breath but SLIMY PUKE that reveals the choice of lunch that day. Sigh. And im still feeling super sian now. Maybe i'll just go youtube and watch some shows. Sigh.

3 comments:

TenderLovingCare said...

i love seeing my darling puke out disgusting stuff =)
its so lovely HEHE

TenderLovingCare said...

buuuuh... =( ah bao how can puking be lovely de... bleagh.. u so cute.. HUGS!!!
I think i need another round of your therapy lei... tonight's dinner was sinful.. and clogging up my tummy again ;(

fuck said...

sweet talk on puke topics?!

wat a couple.

seriously go take some vitamins to strengten ur digestive systam.