Weeeee 1 more week!!

OH BOY 1 MORE WEEK TO THE END OF MY INTERNSHIP! ahh. the end of cold, stony days in my siberian prison cell!! :D

Definitely in a much better mood now!! hehehehehe.

Last friday was a blast! Though it was so nerve wrecking trying to get at least 20 people to come in for the recruitment event. I expected 6 people at most but the numbers went up to 10!! Many many thanks to all who came!! :DD

Went with hanney, ruixiang and gang for supper at Alps cafe at 9pm and stayed there till 1am+.. match-making session for hanney :P * wink! hahaha.. Im glad everyone went along pretty well, and maybe... MAYBE we can go out tgt more often hahahaha.. and I think singing Karaoke in front of the whole pub is damn daunting. when me and hanney went to choose the songs for our table, we accidentally cleared all the songs in the list or pressed something we shouldn't. So the whole pub went silent, cuz the music stopped. damn mahlu la... everyone was staring at us, and i think the person who was singing halfway must be going 'wtf?' >.< then for the next round of songs, the background music was SO SOFT, when it should have been a hyper kind of music (" I will survive") we dared not sing. And so again, silence in the pub. >.<

My short stint as a promoter at the Neutrogena counter was quite fun! :D they launched a new product under their Fine Fairness Range and I conducted skin analysis using some cool machine. The machine will be able to detect all the pigmentation under the skin, so you can trace which areas you need to pay more attention to! best of all, it was free, plus you will get a free face mask worth $6+! Did for hanney who came down to support me! too bad she cant buy from me. :( the new range is not really for those with sensitive skin. Hope they come up with something for sensitive skin soon!

Its so rainy these few days... wanna curl up and sleep. zzzz

And here's some short jokes for you ah bao! :D

INSUFFICIENT FUNDS
The economy is so bad that if the bank returns your check marked “Insufficient Funds,” you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

WORSE AIR DISASTER
Worst Air Disaster occurred today when a small two – plane crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon in central Poland. Polish search and rescue workers have recovered 826 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the night.

HAPPY REUNION
An old man sitting at the mall watched a teenager intently. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. The old man kept staring at him.

When the teenager was tired of being stared at, he sarcastically asked, “What’s the matter, old man? Never did anything wild in your life?”

The old man did not bat an eye when he responded, “Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.”



HAHAHA i like this peacock joke the most!

All jokes taken from http://jokediary.com :D

read this!

Excerpted from an article which appeared in the Dublin Times about a bank robbery on March 2,1999:

Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at disabling the internal security system got underway immediately.

The robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash and valuables, were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes scattered throughout the bank.

The robbers cracked the first safe’s combination, and inside they found – only a bowl of vanilla pudding. As recorded on the bank’s audio tape system, one robber said, “At least we’ll have a bit to eat.” The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing but vanilla pudding. The process continued until all the safes were opened. They found not one pound sterling, a single diamond, or an ounce of gold. Instead, all the safes contained covered bowls of pudding.

Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with nothing more than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach.

The newspaper headline read:

“IRELAND’S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING”

OMG. so gross hahahaha

this one's so cute:

An old man sitting at the mall watched a teenager intently. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. The old man kept staring at him.

When the teenager was tired of being stared at, he sarcastically asked, “What’s the matter, old man? Never did anything wild in your life?”

The old man did not bat an eye when he responded, “Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.”

Is it possible to black out from exhaustion?

I am so tired. Metally, and physically. My current project at work is just zapping up all energy and hell, the soul out of me la. Balancing a laptop every single freaggin morning on the stupid crowded SMRT train is no joke. My shoulder blades, wrist and back is screaming out for mercy. 3 more weeks to go.. >.<

Yi fang came over to my place a few days ago! It was such fun cuz.. we were playing with make up. Hahaha.. It was also the first time she get to see my revamped room, which is much much better, neater, and a whole lot nicer-smelling since I ousted my brother from the room. heh. Went shopping with her for some basic cleansers and the salesgirls at The Faceshop at Causeway point are super pushy. We just wanted a SIMPLE moisturizer, and the 2 salesgirls who attended to us kept pushing for yi fang to get some ridiculously-priced toner. I dont care if it contains ginseng or mushroom in that essence/toner wateva, I JUST WANT MOISTURIZER LADY! haiz.

Anyway Yifang is a really fast learner! haha.. we played around with these:

1.Moisturizers
2.BB Cream
3.Foundation ( 2-way)
4.Loose powder
5.Eyebrow powder
6.Pencil, liquid and cream eyeliner
7.White eyeliner
8.Blusher
9.Lip gloss

yes, she put ALL of the above on, to see the different effects hahaha.. and the Za foundation that Mel recommended looks really good on her!! at first it was a bit dull, but because yifang skin is towards the oiler-side, the foundation looked nice and dewy, with a mattifying effect after a while. and it covers up te redness/blemished pretty well too!

Yi fang went for a winged eyeliner look and I am so jealous cuz she looks great in that look. haha.. whereas i look like some wayang performer with the winged look. bleagh. I bet the Swedish guys will hit on her la.. lol... Im gonna miss you lots when you go Sweden next month for exchange fang fang!!!! :((

Sigh. everyone's going away for holidays or exchange. My dear hanney will be in perth and then flying to HK.. SOBS.. miss ya too, hanney. come back to my arms soon~~~

Watched the World Cup semi-finals.. and dammit, Germany lost. damn sad..

Anyway, I can't stand people who are sibei bo chup. Do you feel irritated? DO YOU??? I hate asking people out and their reply is, 'orh. anything lor.' I cant fucking stand such answers. Its clearly sending out a signal that you can't be bothered, and you rather let me do all the work of coordinting, planning and fussing over it. Even worse are those who thinks that Girls are born to plan such stuff. Yes, in the Victorian ages, women have nothing to do but plan and arange luncheons, parties, dinners and tea. extreme sexisim at work, i tell you. If any guy dare fuck with me like that, fine, I will simply bo chup also lor. then when NOTHING gets done, don't fucking blame me for 1. Not arrangin an outing, 2. being busy and not bothering. Cuz if you can't be bothered, why should I? 3. Throwing a fit and acting prissy.I am not born to tolerate your sexist views.

Gah. Sounds like a verbally violent post but I had to get it off my chest. No point keeping it in. How many times I need to explain and say it in different terms/context to illustrate and get my point across to bo chup people who JUST DONT' FUCKIN' GET IT. GEDDIT? GEDDIT? argggghhhhhhhh.

It so frustrating. Having to CREATE happiness. where's the joy in happiness if you have to get miserable in the process of getting it?

im so happpy whee hoo!

Finally. My boss will be flying to Barcelona and maybe UK for a 2 week holiday. Though she left tonnes of IMPOSSIBLE work for me to do, heh. at least i dun have to face the pressure of meeting her in the office.

Went shopping with mommy and aunty nancy today! at the Health Fair @ Suntec. Got some cleansers/moisturizers at great discounts! and there were TONNES of freebies. Mama and my aunt actuallly left the house at 730am so that they can be the first 1000visitors to get the free goodie bag. and BOY! there are loads of stuff inside the bag. No wonder all the uncle ah por queue up ( and cut queue)Will post the pictures later!!

We went window shopping after the health fair.. and I wanted to buy a monokini but they didn't carry the colour that I want. :( been looking for a bright RED monokini for ages but I cant seem to find it. sad..

But i got a dress at $12 :DD

After shopping, we walked back to city hall MRT and saw the NDP soldiers/army tanks!! It was so COOL! Even better that having VIP seats la, cuz we were standing on the street, and the army tanks were just going by us RIGHT IN FRONT OF OUR FACES!! :DD Yeah its not like its brad pitt driving past or anything but its seeing these giant monsters going past us RIGHT SMACK in the face that was so exhilarating! Not to mention there were tonnes of cute guys on board the machines. hahahaha... too bad my bro wasn;t there. He would have died of happiness at seeing the machines up close. Missiles too! dammmmn coooollll :DD plus we had free show of fireworks, and there were very little people around since the roads were closed to cars. and it was cold and drizzling, so i felt as though I was in some European country standing on the street at night.hahahaha...

I am totally balled over by Korean guys nowadays. They are suave, romantic and they look so oh-darn -charming!!!!

Here's the Koreans guys i LURVE: =3
This is T.O.P from BigBang, a korean boyband. His voice is extraordinarily sexy and low. The kind that you just wanna hear over and over again ( in the bedroom) hahahaha!!


And this is Taeyang, also from BigBang. I think Taeyang means Sun in Korean. He is bubbly, cool and the best korean dancer I have ever seen! But of course.. no one can beat the sexy moves of the next guy....


Who is none other than Rain! muahahhaa... he is too cute. gah. Not to mention humble and down to earth!


And my favourite male Korean artiste.... * drumroll** LEE BYUNG HYUN!! I actually fell in love with him in secondary 1. begged christiana to help me get the korean drama series with him in it. hahahhaa... and he looks handsome-er year after year!! gaga over him.. muacks..


I feel like a starstruckk teenager all over again. HAHAHAHAHA